🤦 Funny quotes
📆 2025-12-05 17:20
I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.
Random quote is displayed from an array of about 50 funny quotes found online
Click for another funny quote (refresh)
Here's the source:
#!/usr/bin/env bash
# Insert more quotes into this array
quotes=("I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"Why be moody when you can shake your booty?")
num_quotes=${#quotes[@]}
random_index=$((RANDOM % num_quotes))
echo "${quotes[$random_index]}
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